"Hi, I'm $candidate. $scaryThing destroys pretty flowers, steals all your oatmeal, and is trying to eat your babies. My opponent throws birthday parties with ice cream AND cake for $scaryThing and wants to protect $scaryThing. I don't like $scaryThing, and neither do you. In these uncertain times, we can't afford to keep coddling $scaryThing. Also my opponent kicks puppies. I'm $candidate and I approved this message."
|Martha Coakley||Banks and Insurance Companies|
|Joe Kennedy||The Government|