Boy am I sick of these goddamn robocalls

[kirisutogomen]

"Hi, I'm $candidate. $scaryThing destroys pretty flowers, steals all your oatmeal, and is trying to eat your babies. My opponent throws birthday parties with ice cream AND cake for $scaryThing and wants to protect $scaryThing. I don't like $scaryThing, and neither do you. In these uncertain times, we can't afford to keep coddling $scaryThing. Also my opponent kicks puppies. I'm $candidate and I approved this message."

$candidate	$scaryThing
Martha Coakley	Banks and Insurance Companies
Scott Brown	Terrorists
Joe Kennedy	The Government

Comments

[fredrickegerman.livejournal.com]

We got a non-party robocall from MassEquality, I'm not sure what to put in $candidate. :-)

[kirisutogomen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got a call from Curt Schilling yesterday. He didn't say anything bad about non-Advanced Squad Leader wargames, though, and didn't say anything about the MMORPG his company is developing, so I don't know how to put that in the table either.