one day i will rule candyland with an iron fist

[kirisutogomen]

Back here, treptoplax pointed out the joys of Google autocomplete, e.g., type 'why is ' and get suggestions like 'why is my poop green' or 'why is there a dead pakistani on my couch'. Well, it turns out someone's gone and started a blog, Autocomplete Me, with gems like

do midgets have night vision
how to raise your iq by eating gifted children
i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger
if i ate myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely
when will jesus bring the pork chops
who wants a cheap rhinocerous
why can't i own a canadian
what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad