Boy am I sick of these goddamn robocalls

[kirisutogomen]

"Hi, I'm $candidate. $scaryThing destroys pretty flowers, steals all your oatmeal, and is trying to eat your babies. My opponent throws birthday parties with ice cream AND cake for $scaryThing and wants to protect $scaryThing. I don't like $scaryThing, and neither do you. In these uncertain times, we can't afford to keep coddling $scaryThing. Also my opponent kicks puppies. I'm $candidate and I approved this message."

$candidate	$scaryThing
Martha Coakley	Banks and Insurance Companies
Scott Brown	Terrorists
Joe Kennedy	The Government

Comments

[kirisutogomen.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know for sure, but I did register as a Libertarian once several years ago (before giving up on them as lunatics), so I think I ended up on a list somewhere. I occasionally get mailings from the local wacko.