Boy am I sick of these goddamn robocalls

[kirisutogomen]

"Hi, I'm $candidate. $scaryThing destroys pretty flowers, steals all your oatmeal, and is trying to eat your babies. My opponent throws birthday parties with ice cream AND cake for $scaryThing and wants to protect $scaryThing. I don't like $scaryThing, and neither do you. In these uncertain times, we can't afford to keep coddling $scaryThing. Also my opponent kicks puppies. I'm $candidate and I approved this message."

$candidate	$scaryThing
Martha Coakley	Banks and Insurance Companies
Scott Brown	Terrorists
Joe Kennedy	The Government

Comments

[kirisutogomen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I got both of them, too. Barack Obama continues to impress me with his ability to, just by sounding reasonable, make all other politicians seem like dirtbags. He also doesn't split infinitives as awkwardly as I do.