Stuff I've done that maybe you haven't

Edit: This is harder than I expected. I'm reduced to citing unusual people I've met.

1. Traded a billiard ball for a planet


2. Gave away a car


3. Dropped 8.06


4. Bought a pair of wings


5. Stubbed out a lit cigarette on my skin


6. Sold something to a person in France


7. Answered a Nigerian scam letter


8. Presented at a conference without slides or notes


9. Counted from one to 1000 out loud


10. Killed a mouse using creme de menthe


11. Sent a postcard about an X-ray telescope to a three year old


12. Torn a dollar bill approximately in half


13. Met someone who accidentally flew across the Atlantic Ocean


14. Met a former First Lady

Coolio

There was a fox in my backyard Monday.

Parenting

Some of my friends seem to believe that a gay couple should have the same rights to be foster parents or adoptive parents as a straight couple. Ridiculous. A gay couple would obviously make a poor substitute for an outstanding example of childrearing such as this.