The world deserves to know whether you unthinkingly accept false dichotomies or are intelligent enough to avoid begging the question. There is no promise of any actual reduction in sloppy thinking in the world.
If you truly believe in the misleading nature of false dilemmas and reject memes that require responses, repost this and title the post "Say No to False Dichotomies." If you don't, everyone will assume that you are OK with unsolicited instructions to declare your allegiance.
To those who repost this, thank you for joining the fight against dirty rhetoric. To those who do not, you're going on the List.