For some terrible reason I don't seem to have full-text access to the American Journal of Primatology, despite it having the highest impact factor of any monkey-themed peer-reviewed periodical, and I need a half dozen or so articles from that august and revered instrument. Is there a kind soul out there somewhere who would offer to sacrifice the time and trouble it would take to obtain the aforementioned fistful of PDFs for me? I promise to use them for good and not evil.