Quae nocent docent

I wonder if that subject line will trigger some sort of spam detector.

Anyway, I have found the most truly brilliant company in the history of humanity, and you would do well to put all your liquid assets into it, get a third mortgage, take out cash advances on all your credit cards, and sell a kidney, just so that you can put even more money in.

It's called Singularics.

Great scientific discoveries mark the milestones of human history.

Such are the accomplishments achieved by the men and women of Singularics. Standing on the shoulders of giants such as Albert Einstein and Bernhard Riemann, we have reached up through nature's veil and seen what lies hidden there more clearly than anyone else before us. Our discoveries have yielded a new mathematical framework, one that provides a profound understanding of nature's basic mechanics. We have discovered The Science of Singularics™, the study of the singularity.

They have discovered how to divide by zero, proved the Riemann Hypothesis, invented a provably unbreakable encryption method, broken RSA, developed a perpetual motion machine, discovered Electrogravity, revolutionized logarithms, discovered Jeff's Definitive Theorem, and, um, some other stuff about wormholes, RNA programming, and probably they recovered the alien body at Roswell, although they don't mention that explicitly. I bet they know where Jimmy Hoffa's body is.

Anyway, sell your kids, sell your friends, and get these guys some money.