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2013-03-23 05:50 pm

Horrible Recipe of the Week

Here is the first and hopefully the only Horrible Recipe of the Week.
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2011-02-02 10:39 pm

the Way of Humans:

the Way of Humans: a Guide for Visitors to Earth
a Hypo-minimally Critical Review


This amply elaborated guide for visitors, merchants, and migrants to Earth projects an ethno-mental and socio-psychological emphasis pattern on the traditions, values, attitudes and deportment of homo sapiens. Structured in phases that severally treat almost all facets of Terran experience, the script illuminates the reader-audience with its perceptivity and truthfulness. Although it doesn't entirely avoid simplistic formulaic classification (and doesn’t seem at all troubled by it), the guide portrays the salutary, the unsound and the offbeat. It explicates the "why" behind human demeanor, etiquette, and conduct.

--brief review continued-- )
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2009-11-20 02:57 pm
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one day i will rule candyland with an iron fist

Back here, [livejournal.com profile] treptoplax pointed out the joys of Google autocomplete, e.g., type 'why is ' and get suggestions like 'why is my poop green' or 'why is there a dead pakistani on my couch'. Well, it turns out someone's gone and started a blog, Autocomplete Me, with gems like
do midgets have night vision
how to raise your iq by eating gifted children
i like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger
if i ate myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely
when will jesus bring the pork chops
who wants a cheap rhinocerous
why can't i own a canadian
what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad
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2009-09-29 05:07 pm
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